this isnt funny
I CAN’T GET OVER THIS THIS IS MY 10TH TIME REBLOGGING THIS OH MY GOD IT’S SO PERFECT
Today the Supreme Court struck down DOMA and Prop 8. I’d like to say that I’m happy about it. But now that the federal debate is all but settled, I’d like to take the time to make fun of everybody involved.
A lot of people I know have equality symbols on Facebook. You know…
WHAT’S UP INTERNET
If you’re a gamer, you probably noticed all the new stuff being announces at the Electronic Entertainment Expo (E3) in Los Angeles. I’m super excited, especially about all the announcements from Sony and Nintendo.
Lots of people are excited for different consoles and their respective games, LIKE THE 3DS. So here’s your chance to win one! The winner will receive a red 3DS XL system (like new, used only a few times) with its original box, charger, manuals, and AR cards. Plus, the two latest killer apps for the 3DS, Fire Emblem: Awakening and Animal Crossing: New Leaf!
- Sadly, the 3DS is region-locked, so I am only shipping to the United States.
- Reblogs count, Likes do not. Reblog as much as you like, but try not to spam 50 reblogs in a row.
- If you make a fake, empty, giveaway blog or something like that to spam reblogs then all your entries will be invalid.
- I will need the winner’s address for shipping purposes, so you have to be comfortable with sharing this information.
The giveaway will end on Friday, June 21st and the winner will be announced on that day! Good luck!
HEY LOOK A GIVEAWAY
So yeah, I’ve seen a lot of people who don’t have 3DSes that really want one after E3, so here’s another chance to get one!
If you win, you’ll get a brand new 3DS in whatever color you want, plus a copy of Animal Crossing: New Leaf~ (or whatever game you’d like if you’re not a fan)
- Reblog as many times as you’d like
- Likes count!
- And you don’t have to follow unless you want to
- No giveaway blogs please
- Shipping will be covered, you don’t have to worry about that
- Ends June 25th!
ATTENTION FELLOW US NORTHEAST FOLLOWERS!
The Brood II Cicadas will be emerging very soon. If you don’t know about these guys, these guys are the 17 year cicadas which grow in the ground until 17 years passes and they emerge to change into adult and mate.
You can see the Brood II range below to see if you are in the areas.
These cicada do not bite and sting! At most it will be an inconvenience since they will be quite literally everywhere and might give you trouble when trying to sleep. Please do not try to use pesticides on them, they will not be needed and will not stop them.
Please spread this around so all our fellow Northeastern followers know before the swarm happens!
WOW LOOK AT THOSE SHITTY PHOTOS OF SOME AWESOME CAMPING STUFF GO TEAM
okay so basically my husband and i are not campers in any sense of the word and this massive gift was given to my husband by his uncle (who is also not a camper) as a wedding present and so far has done nothing but take up an ungodly amount of space
therefor, we (i) have decided to give it away
so i dont have to stub my fucking toe on it every other goddamn day
WHAT IT INCLUDES:
- three twin size air mattresses (one of them is still in the box)
- two red one person sleeping bags
- one electric ignition propane stove
- a set of eating utensils
- four hard plastic plates
- four hard plastic cups
- three pots (one of which comes with a cover)
- two cooking utensils
- three huge water jugs with handles
- a battery powered lamp
- a giant tent that has mosquito netting so you can look out at stars and shit without worrying about bugs, a divider in the middle so you can turn it into a two room kinda deal idk, and can fit four sleeping bags without breaking a sweat
AS FAR AS I KNOW NOTHING FROM THIS SET HAS BEEN USED EXCEPT FOR THE TENT AND THE TWO SLEEPING BAGS AND THEY WERE ONLY USED TWICE AND TRUST ME THEY ARE IN GREAT CONDITION
- i will ship this thing to you for free (THOUGH IT WOULD BE REALLY REALLY NICE OF YOU IF YOU PAID FOR SHIPPING I MEAN IM GIVING YOU THIS STUFF FOR FREE) unless you live someplace that i have to pay a fortune to get it there then sorry no
- you dont have to follow me
- i dont care if you reblog it to a giveaway blog
- likes count so please dont like it unless you are really serious about letting me ship this to you
WINNER IS PICKED AT RANDOM ON MAY 14TH SO YEAH YOU GOT TIL THEN
idk maybe your dad or your mom or someone you know wants this shi-stuff and you could give it to them for their birthday or something
please i just want this thing out of my house
Yeah, the suit and tie shit is cool and all, but the best part about JT 3.0? That newly-sculpted, magnificently tamed ‘do.
THANK YOU BASED GQ
brb growing my hair out again
I’M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE IF ONE OF YOU FUCKERS ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HOW BAGGED MILK WORKS I’M BAGGING YOUR HEAD
THIS SHIT IS MILK IN A BAG
“OMG HOLY SHIT BUT HOW DO YOU POUR IT WHERE GOES MILK HOW MILK IN MOUTH” SAYS THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE FUCK…